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    Government Approved Stimulant Vessel

    ¥3,233 JPY(plus tax)
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    Ministry of Truth Uniform Cap

    ¥4,041 JPY(plus tax)
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    Truth Compliance Heavyweight T

    ¥4,849 JPY(plus tax)
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    SOVIET SUMMER CAMP 1969 Shirt

    ¥4,849 JPY(plus tax)
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    SOVIET SUMMER CAMP 1969 Mug

    ¥2,263 JPY(plus tax)
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    The Kanadian Kooler

    ¥1,616 JPY(plus tax)
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    You must drip, my child, lest thee drown

    ¥8,082 JPY (plus tax)

    Go against the grain and wear your rebel ideals on your sleeve (literally)!

    Disclaimer: This is a premium 3-end fleece pullover hoodie with a comfortable, relaxed fit and midweight fabric, not a walking trade embargo. 

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    The Finest Wares

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    The Bald-Buster Beanie

    ¥3,718 JPY(plus tax)
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    The Humblest Beanie

    ¥4,041 JPY(plus tax)
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    The LU Logo Dad Hat

    ¥3,233 JPY(plus tax)
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    The Humblest Hat

    ¥4,041 JPY(plus tax)
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    The Built-Different Dad Cap

    ¥4,041 JPY(plus tax)
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    The Large and Unemployed Sweatshirt

    ¥6,466 JPY(plus tax)

    The (Probably) Honest Hoodie

    ¥8,082 JPY(plus tax)
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    Mushroom Garden Tee

    ¥4,849 JPY(plus tax)

    The Bald Beardy Boi's Black Mug

    ¥2,425 JPY(plus tax)

    Mushroom Garden Mug

    ¥2,425 JPY(plus tax)

    Magick (The Mushroom) Motivational Multi-Coloured Mug

    ¥2,425 JPY(plus tax)
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    LU's Extra-Special Gaming Mouse Pad

    ¥3,233 JPY(plus tax)

    Mushroom Garden Mouse Pad

    ¥3,395 JPY(plus tax)

    Mushroom Garden Desk Pad

    ¥3,718 JPY(plus tax)

    Baldward HD Vinyl Sticker

    ¥1,115 JPY(plus tax)

    Time-to-Die-Cut Magnets

    ¥1,455 JPY(plus tax)

    Magick (The Mushroom) Vinyl Stickers

    ¥1,115 JPY(plus tax)
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    Merch-Only Survival - As Seen on YouTube!

    RealReaver™ Glossy Black Mug

    ¥2,425 JPY(plus tax)

    The M.U.S.H.R.O.O.M. MK. I Commemorative Poster

    ¥4,041 JPY(plus tax)

    RealReaver™ Desk Mat (Large)

    ¥4,041 JPY(plus tax)

    RealReaver™ Desk Mat

    ¥3,233 JPY(plus tax)

    The M.U.S.H.R.O.O.M. MK. I Super-Soft Hoodie

    ¥8,890 JPY(plus tax)

    The M.U.S.H.R.O.O.M. MK. I Heavyweight T-shirt

    ¥4,849 JPY(plus tax)
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